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Private Pyle's Jelly Doughnuts (Red Shirt)

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"Holy Jesus, what is that? What the fuck is that?"

"Are you allowed to eat jelly donuts, Private Pyle?"

"Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon. I have tried to help him. But I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not helped me."

"From now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT! NOW GET ON YOUR FACES!"

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