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Yellow Bird (Gray Shirt)

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A yellow bird

With a yellow bill

Sat upon

My window sill

​

I lured him in

With a piece of bread

And then I smashed

His f***ing head

 

A tiny mouse

With tiny feet

Sat upon

My toilet seat

​

I pushed him in

And I flushed him down

And that little mouse

Went round and round

 

I called the doc

And the doctor said

That little bird

Is freaking dead

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The moral of

The story is

If you want some head

You need some bread

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